Total Medals Earned: 200 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,315 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
You lost the game.
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (35/135 points)
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
What? No Steve?
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
Be here on Dec 25
Medals Earned: 3/25 (20/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (340/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Get to know your new BFF.
YUM
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle